Liveblogging! Because feelings. I am never very coherent when writing down my thoughts; it only stands to reason that when I'm 'live'blogging it's even more of a jumbled mess. See my lack of meta.
LOL Artie voice-over. S3!Artie is my favourite.
While I don't agree with his logic (it's called 'faking it', Artie! That's why it's acting!) I do agree that that rendition of 'Tonight' had absolutely no passion. It was just like, 'hey, a song! let's sing it!'
'I'm so glad you're my Tony' oh Rachel.
'You can't do this with your brother.' well. technically it's certainly possible. also every time I see them kissing I'm reminded of that Lea Michele interview about her new movie with Aston Kutcher and how every so often she was suddenly all, 'oh wait, you're not Cory Monteith!' also I love that shot of her going up on tiptoes.
Aww Klaine <3 I love the contrast between them and Finnchel. Rachel is obvs. already planning to have sex with Finn just so she can act better. While Kurt is all, 'Blaine, we're alone in your house why are you wasting time dancing to 70's music.
'That's why they invented masturbation' oh Blaine I do love you.
Wow Artie. There are things that are not appropriate to talk about with a teacher. THIS WOULD BE ONE OF THEM.
Oh wow she actually SAID THAT! Thanks for reminding me that Beiste is a good teacher, Glee.
DALTON STAIRCASE!!!! give me all the warblers. all of them. I love how that teacher actually dances along after a while. Clearly this happens a lot. also lol Grant is so much taller than Criss.
wow sebastian that was subtle. like a naked lapdance with a billboard saying 'i want to get into your pants'.
that awkward moment when your coach is flirting with a recruiter in front of the class.
How to eyefuck your boyfriend, part two, by Blaine Anderson.
Artie what. why are you playing matchmaker oh god this is so inappropriate. this is so great.
'And how do we know Sebastian?' secretly means 'Blaine who is this bitch and can I cut him?' but seriously Kurt are you blind? It's not like he's wearing a Dalton uniform or anything.
Okay can I just say that I love that Rachel actually also bought condoms?
oh finn stop cockblocking yourself hahaha
oh rachel.
OMG MIKE ;_; I just want to give him all the hugs.
This scene with Beiste and Cooter reminds me of when Carl tried to ask Debbie to marry him on QAF.
ALL THE AWARDS FOR TINA!
Sebastian why do you look like Finn.
go away karofsky i still don't give a shit about you on my best days. kurt being territorial over blaine is the best thing.
the scenes in the car they cut out of the episode would have made the final scene so much less painful :/
aww artie! also lol those accents.
omg the empty chair next to mike's mom ;_;
omg blaine no don't start crying. the way his voice breaks, my creys.
so i see that rachel's capes are a. thing. she does when she thinks sex is on the horizon.
...rachel your logic. what. just what. finn is special because you're going to sleep with him? uh. if i was finn i would side-eye that so hard. also it makes it sound like pity sex.
oh okay, rachel, point to you.
i could have done without that shot of will and emma. okay okay i will stop nagging on perfection now.
all the warblers! <3
LOL Artie voice-over. S3!Artie is my favourite.
While I don't agree with his logic (it's called 'faking it', Artie! That's why it's acting!) I do agree that that rendition of 'Tonight' had absolutely no passion. It was just like, 'hey, a song! let's sing it!'
'I'm so glad you're my Tony' oh Rachel.
'You can't do this with your brother.' well. technically it's certainly possible. also every time I see them kissing I'm reminded of that Lea Michele interview about her new movie with Aston Kutcher and how every so often she was suddenly all, 'oh wait, you're not Cory Monteith!' also I love that shot of her going up on tiptoes.
Aww Klaine <3 I love the contrast between them and Finnchel. Rachel is obvs. already planning to have sex with Finn just so she can act better. While Kurt is all, 'Blaine, we're alone in your house why are you wasting time dancing to 70's music.
'That's why they invented masturbation' oh Blaine I do love you.
Wow Artie. There are things that are not appropriate to talk about with a teacher. THIS WOULD BE ONE OF THEM.
Oh wow she actually SAID THAT! Thanks for reminding me that Beiste is a good teacher, Glee.
DALTON STAIRCASE!!!! give me all the warblers. all of them. I love how that teacher actually dances along after a while. Clearly this happens a lot. also lol Grant is so much taller than Criss.
wow sebastian that was subtle. like a naked lapdance with a billboard saying 'i want to get into your pants'.
that awkward moment when your coach is flirting with a recruiter in front of the class.
How to eyefuck your boyfriend, part two, by Blaine Anderson.
Artie what. why are you playing matchmaker oh god this is so inappropriate. this is so great.
'And how do we know Sebastian?' secretly means 'Blaine who is this bitch and can I cut him?' but seriously Kurt are you blind? It's not like he's wearing a Dalton uniform or anything.
Okay can I just say that I love that Rachel actually also bought condoms?
oh finn stop cockblocking yourself hahaha
oh rachel.
OMG MIKE ;_; I just want to give him all the hugs.
This scene with Beiste and Cooter reminds me of when Carl tried to ask Debbie to marry him on QAF.
ALL THE AWARDS FOR TINA!
Sebastian why do you look like Finn.
go away karofsky i still don't give a shit about you on my best days. kurt being territorial over blaine is the best thing.
the scenes in the car they cut out of the episode would have made the final scene so much less painful :/
aww artie! also lol those accents.
omg the empty chair next to mike's mom ;_;
omg blaine no don't start crying. the way his voice breaks, my creys.
so i see that rachel's capes are a. thing. she does when she thinks sex is on the horizon.
...rachel your logic. what. just what. finn is special because you're going to sleep with him? uh. if i was finn i would side-eye that so hard. also it makes it sound like pity sex.
oh okay, rachel, point to you.
i could have done without that shot of will and emma. okay okay i will stop nagging on perfection now.
all the warblers! <3